yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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