It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
