in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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