yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
