It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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