Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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