I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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