i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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