People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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