I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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