i just wanna soil my oats bro
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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