Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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