Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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