If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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