So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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