kristin has been a bad kristin
I think my vagina is haunted
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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