I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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