So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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