does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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