Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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