Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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