just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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