I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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