and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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