There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
