Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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