how can u be prego again
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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