i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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