32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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