listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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