8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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