i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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