I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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