there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
