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best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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