I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
