There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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