God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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