Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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