So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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