Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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