your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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