is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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