Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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