Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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