is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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