maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
