drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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