I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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