it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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